I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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