i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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