they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
it's like iHOP with fire
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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