thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
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I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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