You surviving the open bar?
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You smell like stripper and shame
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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