Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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