a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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