If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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