Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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