I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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