Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I lost the right to judge tonight
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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