It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
false alarm, still single
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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