I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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