check it out our google latitudes are spooning
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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