Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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