This girl is more easily done than said...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize