the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
A+ Viking dick
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