Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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