im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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