I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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