Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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