I want to have your abortion
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize