I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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