Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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did i just pee glitter
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize