Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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