I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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