You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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