You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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