I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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