Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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