i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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