what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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