Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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