If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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