Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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