i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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