HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize