5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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