I love black thongs
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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