On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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