Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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