; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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