I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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