Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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