I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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