She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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