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Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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