problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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