At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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