ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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